Category Archives: Tax Day Limericks

There once was a silly young maidWho only ate grape marmalade. At one hundred and ten She said with a grin,“How nice preserved I have stayed!” A certain old maid of Cohoes,In despair, taught her bird to propose;   But the … Continue reading →

Tax Day Limericks! The limerick’s callous and crude, Its morals distressingly lewd; It’s not worth the reading By persons of breeding – It’s designed for us vulgar and rude.   On the chest of a barmaid at Yale Was tattooed … Continue reading →

Thank you all for your patience with my tax day blunder! Life has been turned upside down a bit lately, but better late than never! Congratulations once again to our winners:  Danielle, Dan, Barb, Dave, Joann, Lorie, Stacey and Janet … Continue reading →

There once was a young man from Lyme Who married three wives at a time When asked, “Why a third?” He replied, “One’s absurd, And bigamy, sir, is a crime!” There once was a fellow named Brian Who was bitten … Continue reading →

There once was a barber named Ware Who was sadly allergic to hair.    When customers called,    Unless they were bald, He would sneeze them right out of the chair.                            Ogden Nash There once was a silly young … Continue reading →