Last Night, After Five Pints of Wine
Last night, after five pints of wine,
I said, ‘Procillus, come and dine
Tomorrow.’ You assumed I meant
What I said (a dangerous precedent)
And slyly jotted down a note
Of my drunk offer. Let me quote
A proverb from the Greek: ‘I hate
an unforgetful drinking mate’.
~Martial (ADÂ c.40-c.104) Trans. James Michie
Those Greeks, they knew how to throw a party lol
hahaha … indeed they did!
And I really need to go to Greece …!