Monthly Archives: April 2023

What Did? ~ Silverstein

Posted on April 3, 2023 by tamolantern@gmail.com

What Did? What did the carrot say to the wheat? ” ‘Lettuce’ rest, I’m feeling ‘beet.’ ” What did the paper say to the pen? “I feel quite all ‘write,’ my friend.” What did the teapot say to the chalk? … Continue reading →

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Last Night, After Five Pints of Wine (Martial)

Posted on April 1, 2023 by tamolantern@gmail.com

Last Night, After Five Pints of Wine   Last night, after five pints of wine, I said, ‘Procillus, come and dine Tomorrow.’ You assumed I meant What I said (a dangerous precedent) And slyly jotted down a note Of my … Continue reading →

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