There was a young fellow from Boise
Who at times was exceedingly noise.
So his friends’ joy increased
When he moved way back east
To what people in Brooklyn called Joise.
(John Straley)
A lusty young wench in Toledo
Had a very inflated libido. When a couple of Finns
Made her mother of twins
She just hollered with joy, “Oh you keedo.”
Handsome woman. — Lovely bust.
Fine young fellow. — Stirred up lust. —
Babies’ diapers. —
Bottom wipers. —
Years of struggle. — Coffin. — Dust.
There was a young couple named Chisholm
Whose wedded life ended in schism.
When she pulled on her glove
She found that her love
Had playfully filled it with gism.
There was a young lady of Pinner
Whose hubby came home to his dinner.
And guess what he saw
As he opened the door :
The arse of the man who was in her.
An irate young lady named Booker
Told her husband, “You beast, I’m no hooker!
If you want it queer ways,
Go to whores for your lays!”
So he packed up his tool and forsook ‘er.
There was a young lady named Brook
Who never could learn how to cook.
But on a divan
She could please any man-
She knew every darn trick in the book!
A highly bored damsel named Brown
Remarked as she laid herself down:
“I hate to be doing
This promiscuous screwing,
But what else can you do in this town?”
