A Not so Good Night in the San Pedro of the World

A Not so Good Night in the San Pedro of the World

it’s unlikely that a decent poem in in me
tonight
and I understand that this is strictly my
problem
and of no interest to you
that I sit here listening to a man playing
a piano on the radio
and it’s bad piano, both the playing and
the composition
and again, this is of no interest to you
as one of my cats,
a beautiful white with strange markings,
sleeps in the bathroom.

I have no idea of what would be of
interest to you
but I doubt that you would be of
interest to me, so don’t get
superior.
in fact, come to think of it, you can
kiss my ass.

I continue to listen to the piano.
this will not be a memorable night in my
life
or yours.

let us celebrate the stupidy of our
endurance.

~Charles Bukowski

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Praying

Praying

It doesn’t have to be
the blue iris, it could be
weeds in a vacant lot, or a few
small stones; just
pay attention, then patch

a few words together and don’t try
to make them elaborate, this isn’t
a contest but a doorway

into thanks, and a silence in which
another voice may speak.

~ Mary Oliver

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Night

Night

The cold remote islands
And the blue estuaries
Where what breathes, breathes
The restless wind of the inlets,
And what drinks, drinks
The incoming tide;

Where shell and weed
Wait upon the salt wash of the sea,
And the clear nights of stars
Swing their lights westward
To set behind the land;

Where the pulse clinging to the rocks
Renews itself forever;
Where again on unclouded nights,
The water reflects
The firmament’s partial setting;

–O remember
In your narrowing dark hours
That more things move
Than blood in the heart.

~ Louise Bogan

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Writing on Not Writing

Writing on Not Writing

I can feel my ship about to come in.
A white ship in a snowstorm
moving in.

The ship is made of gulls
huddled together
in the shape of a ship.

When it arrives, they will fly out into the storm,
leaving a space inside it
clear as reason.

I can tell there’s going to be a blizzard
of being somewhere else
any minute

because of time’s noise eating itself up
that is the noise of listening
that looks like a seething, florid whiteout of wings.

~ Jack Myers

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Apologetic limerick!

And please enjoy this poem from one of our dedicated readers upon learning about this morning’s delay:

No limericks on tax day, how absurd!
But, technical issues occurred.
She tried all she could
As we know she would.
Our poetrypimp has assured.

Thank you, dear anonymous!

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Tax Day Limericks!

There once was a barber named Ware
Who was sadly allergic to hair.
   When customers called,
   Unless they were bald,
He would sneeze them right out of the chair.
                           Ogden Nash
There once was a silly young maid
Who ate only grape marmalade.
   At one hundred and ten
   She said with a grin,
“How nicely preserved I have stayed!”
Mark Twain was a noteworthy male
Whose narratives sparkle like ale.
   And this Prince of the Grin
   Who once fathered Huck Finn
Can still hold the world by the tale.
There was a young man of Bulgaria
Who once went to piss down an area.
   Said Mary to cook
   ‘Oh, do come and look,
Have you ever seen anything hairier?’
                                  1880
She’s called ‘The Professional Sinner’
Twenty bucks and she lets you get in her.
   If given a fifty,
   Things really get nifty.
Ten more and she’ll take you to dinner.
On Viagra was old Charlie Muldoon,
When he went on his fifth honeymoon.
   Monday coffee was brewing
   When he started in screwing
And he finished the Thursday at noon.
There was a young student of Yale
Who was getting his first piece of tail.
   He shoved in his pole,
   But in the wrong hole,
And a voice from beneath yelled: “No sale!”
There once was a laddie of Neep
Who demanded everything cheap.
   When he wanted to screw
   There was nothing to do
But take out his passion on sheep.
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telling our stories

the fox came every evening to my door
asking for nothing. my fear
trapped me inside, hoping to dismiss her
but she sat till morning, waiting.

at dawn we would, each of us,
rise from our haunches, look through the glass
then walk away.

did she gather her village around her
and sing of the hairless moon face,
the trembling snout, the ignorant eyes?

child, i tell you now it was not
the animal blood i was hiding from,
it was the poet in her, the poet and
the terrible stories she could tell.

~ Lucille Clifton

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Bad Day

Bad Day

Not every day
is a good day
for the elfin tailor.
Some days
the stolen cloth
reveals what it
was made for:
a handsome weskit
or the jerkin
of an elfin sailor.
Other days
the tailor
sees a jacket
in his mind
and sets about
to find the fabric.
But some days
neither the idea
nor the material
presents itself;
and these are
the hard days
for the tailor elf.

~ Kay Ryan

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The Poetry Show Tonight in North Syracuse

The Poetry Show
Wednesday, April 10 from 6:30-8pm | NOPL North Syracuse

Retired West Genesee High School teacher Jim Weidman will lead a lively and fun discussion of favorite poems from Robert Frost, E.E. Cummings, Emily Dickinson, and more. You will discuss general forms, figures of speech, and meaning while gaining an understanding and appreciation for the selections.

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Requiem

Requiem

Today
is the
perfect day

The sky
just so
clouds moving
fast

Drops of water
on leaves
of Russian sage

Dog sitting
her chin
on crossed paws

Light streams
through branches
of locust tree

I sit
just so
at the
small table

Everything is
perfect
just like this
you would have said

~ Abigail Gramig

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